someone: you're fat
someone: but I just called you fa-
me: i know and i forgive you for misspelling fab
me: apology accepted
"I wish you were in this room with me right now. I wish I could put my arms around you. I wish I could touch you."
- Her (2013)
(Source: larmoyante, via wintergefluester)
blowing your nose???? IN PUBLIC!?!?! what a whore…
i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me
(Source: foodtrucker, via humorful)
my friend told me how electricity is measured and i was like watt
(Source: baracks, via disorder)
I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
(Source: shady-brain-farm, via gnarly)
wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time
(Source: lesbolution, via m-a-e-c-k-e-s)